01.01 - Joe wakes up.
01.02 - Joe leaves his office.
01.03 - Jason is hired by DHS LAW1.
01.04 - Jason celebrates his employment in an IRC channel.
01.05 - Marin is bored.

02.01 - Joe trolls the anime blog Meow Meow Anim.
02.02 - Jason is code name: M1A0.
02.03 - Marin sees El on craigslist.
02.04 - Marin buys El from Dorito George.
02.05 - Joe sends an e-mail to Marin.
02.06 - Jason can't know why he's spying on Richmond.
02.07 - Marin e-mails Joe about talking dogs.
02.08 - Marin wants to destroy the government.
02.09 - Joe is angered by his boss.
02.10 - Bitches don't know 'bout Jason's internet celebrity status.
02.11 - Jason is actually spying on Berkeley.
02.12 - Joe is exhausted.
02.13 - Marin is a terrorist. Maybe.
02.14 - Marin summons a demon.
02.15 - So I herd Jason liek demons.
02.16 - Joe finds Dorito George's website.
02.17 - The idiots are after Joe.

03.01 - Marin is the chemo that is curing /world/.
03.02 - Jason knows Marin isn't a typical Berkeleyan.
03.03 - Joe spends some quality time with Tetris.
03.04 - The quest for the Angel Stones begins.
03.05 - The talking dog Dax afraids the government.
03.06 - It's not like Jason chose his code name, or anything.
03.07 - Marin's gotta train her magic.
03.08 - Joe eats breakfast.
03.09 - Church is closed.
03.10 - Jason needs to appear at a hearing in Berkeley City Hall.
03.11 - Marin dreams of revenge.
03.12 - Jason enters the gauntlet.
03.13 - There's a protest at Berkeley City Hall.
03.14 - Marin despises protestors.
03.15 - Joe sees pics of Marin at protest on Dorito George's site.
03.16 - Joe calls Marin and Marin calls Joe.

4.1.08 - Jason is vanned.

03.17 - Dax geasses a couple cops.
03.18 - Jason borrows Marin's cellphone.
03.19 - LAW3 arrests Marin.

04.01 - Dorito George tells Joe that Marin has been arrested.
04.02 - It's a conspiracy.
04.03 - Joe hires Dorito George.
04.04 - Jason quits LAW1.
04.05 - Jason breaks into Marin's apartment.
04.06 - Joe gets a promotion.

05.01 - Jason acquires El and the lights go out.

06.01 - Jason meets Dax.
06.02 - Joe meets his new coworkers.
06.03 - JP plays Galactic Civilizations II.
06.04 - Joe is customer support.
06.05 - Ms. Harris is drunk.
06.06 - Joe puts Ms. Harris on a train.
06.07 - Joe is pestered by his coworkers.
06.08 - Dorito George tells Joe that the lights are out.
06.09 - Marin wakes up on a beach, a captive.
06.10 - Marin's captors are smugglers.
06.11 - Jason accepts that El is God.
06.12 - Guy Fawkes is legion.
06.13 - Marin and the smugglers board the Seaking.
06.14 - Dax briefs Jason on Doctor Garch and Code X.

07.01 - Jason has no magic desu.
07.02 - 7-4 is a painfully boring spectator sport.
07.03 - Dorito George calls Jason.
07.04 - Frog apprehends Jason and accompanies him to Pizza Hut.
07.05 - Dax, Frog, Jason, and Dorito George meet each other.
07.06 - Marin begins planning her revolution.
07.07 - Gitmo is gone and Marin's on the run.
07.08 - Dax is LAW4.
07.09 - Dax appropriates LAW1 and LAW3.