Presidents 1-25						Michael + Fred 

George Washington was manly
John Adamth wath the lithping Federalitht
Thomas Jefferson ended the slave trade
Little James Madison was merely 5’4”
James Monroe  died
Johhn Quincy Adams had a son George Washington
Andrew Jackson killed everything
Martin Van Buren was the sly, redheaded “Red Fox of Kinderhook”
William Harrison was a War Hero at Tippecanoe
John Tyler was almost impeached... but wasn’t
James Polk beat Mexico
Zzzachary Ttttaylor was the stttutering Whhhhig
Millard Fillmore was never elected
Log cabin Democrat Franklin Pierce beat big nose Whig Winfiel Scott in 1852
Buchanan did absolutely nothing
Abraham Lincoln won the war... but got shot anyway
Andrew Johnson got impeached
Ulysses S. Grant was granted burial in Grant’s Tomb
Rutherford Hayes didn't do much abroad
James Garfield was in the oval office for six months and 15 days... than he was shot
Chester Arthur was never elected
Grover Cleveland was the 22nd President of the United States
Benjamin Harrison was a huge spender
Grover Cleveland was the 24th President of the United States
McKinley was afraid of war